Thoughts

ARE DANGEROUS! haha >:)

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I hate it when I text someone a slightly longer text and they completely disregard it and reply with their own question or reply with some thing that does not answer my question.  I guess 160 characters is really too much for people who are used to only having 140 characters…

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via robot)

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via bellusmortis)

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